Tuesday, February 16, 2010

2010 President's Day Survey Results - Now in 1D!

Question: Which president are you dressing up as this year?

Results (reason, if given, in parens):

3 Arthur (one respondant liked the nickname, 'The Dude President')
3 Van Buren (one respondant always wanted a street that prostitutes frequent named after him)
2 Lincoln (one respondant was having a bad day and wished someone would just shoot her)
1 Taft (respondant felt his ample physique was a good match)
1 Polk (respondant added, 'Hey Phil')
1 Jefferson (respondant likes women with dark skin)
1 Fillmore (respondant added, 'That's what she said')
1 Clinton (respondant wanted an increase in sexual frequency & variety)
1 Nixon
1 Reagan
1 Truman
1 Taylor, Zachary

1 Columbus (respondant is a proud graduate of Arizona State University)
1 Uncle Sam
1 'Hot Intern'
1 Presidential Pardon (costume would be a suit of Get Out of Jail Free cards)


Study conducted from the porch at Chuy's Restaurant while basking in the sun and enjoying numerous pitchers of Dos Equis Amber Ale.

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